Stubborn Pickle

polite way of saying masturbating and not reaching success

i hate my stubborn pickle!

by CK M-Jizz June 14, 2010

pickle pudding

When your dick is like a pickle and you make your partner choke and puke on it.

When I fucked mr Reid, he had pickle pudding on my dick

by Some trash March 25, 2019

kosher pickle

A circumcised penis. Common among Jewish and Muslim men.

Kyle Broflovski has a kosher pickle.

by awmm April 27, 2019

pickle pot

A very large vagina that bounces around penis' like a lone pickle in an empty jar.

I couldn't get off because she had a pickle pot.

by Zazsmama1 December 18, 2016

Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.

I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.

by jv1020 February 25, 2014

tar pickle

Another name for black cock

Bonnie has no interest in white guys; she only cares about the tar pickle.

by lowercaseg July 6, 2010

Amsterdam Pickle

Occurs when receiving a blowjob by someone who has a cold and they sneeze all over the receivers penis. The blower then uses the snot as lubricant. It first originated in the early 2000's when Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk solicited a prostitute who was rather ill and coined the term in a drunken state an hour after the encounter.

Jenny definitely gave the old Amsterdam Pickle last night. Unfortunately, now I have a cold.

by The Norwegian Cucumber December 16, 2010