butt sweat

On a very long, hot busride/carride with very few rest stops, how your butt gets really sweaty. Also happens on a piano bench.

"Dad, can we stop at this gas-station? John has serious buttsweat and its like a pool down here in the backseat

by Young and Restless June 10, 2004

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

butt pirate

Someone that sails the seven seas burying their treasure in buttholes.

Yo Dave if you are staying at Jimmy's house tonight you better saran rap your asshole because I heard Jimmy was a real Butt pirate.

by SirGrundleMuncher July 02, 2006

Butt lick

The process of licking the butthole of someone else or possibly your own, depending on your flexibility. Also refers to someone that kisses ass!

Karen: My butt itches so bad!
Steve: You need a butt lick! Allow me to assist you!

by Mr. Leitzer September 25, 2005

butt buddy

a negative term to describe a friend's friend who does him in the butt.

Hey, Frank wheres your butt buddy today?

by dude April 05, 2003

Butt Pirates

People who take it up the ass

Damn, look at that Butt Pirate over there!
He So looks like he could be a Butt Pirate!

by Shana Morro March 26, 2003

Sunny butt

Someone who is always happy and smiley and no matter what always brightens your day.

I know this is literally a fucking cringey definition but oh well.

1: How’s it going it sunny butt? You always make me happy
2: Are you derranged?

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018