Humanly

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyone else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Dear Alex,

Sorry to chase, are you able to give us a date you believe the Abbey Wharf CFD report will be ready. Needing as soon as humanly possible.

by Humanly April 24, 2020

Humanly

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Dear Alex,

Sorry to chase, are you able to give us a date you believe Abbey Wharf CFD report will be ready. Needing as soon as humanly possible.

by Humanly April 24, 2020

Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone

Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans

by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020

Human Landslide

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

human jimbo

jimbo is a person that gets mad verry much alot and does cool stuff like eating progis

jimbo: want some fresh perogi

...: yes cool human jimbo

by jimbo jimbo jimbo November 3, 2020