hoe dust

When you have a strippers glitter get on your clothes at the strip club.

I was at the strip club getting a dance and got her hoe dust on me.

by Dusty cyclone February 4, 2017

Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

by King Butthole October 24, 2019

stripper hoe

A girl who is a paid hoe and strips. Can also be known as a strippertute.

John is going to do a private room for an hour with that stripper hoe Candy.

by Ashlee617 October 3, 2017

Vista Hoe

A vista Hoe is a group of girls who inhabit vista ridge in a big population. Vista Hoe: a girl who will waste your time and mess around with a ton of different guys but never date any. They will also ruthlessly egg you on.

Jonny:"hey how are you an that chick going? Did u ask her out yet? ".

Will:"yeah I did but she said no because she said she had to think about it.. "
Jonny:"damnnn that's a vista hoe. "

by DonkeyFartBox December 12, 2017

Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration

Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

tumblr hoe

That kind of girl who you see on tumblr posting pictures of her lips and septum, probably has an aesthetic blog, has a daddy kink.

She dresses like slut, but she cute too, she's probably a tumblr hoe.

by Platinum Kai February 22, 2017

Pathetic Hoe

A female who knows the guy she's messing with has a girlfriend, wife or family and knows she doesn't come first and will sit there silently while he is on the phone with his girlfriend /wife

He is talking to his girlfriend on the phone telling his girlfriend he loves her while that bitch sits there is sucking his dick not knows to be quiet and knows not to say a word because his girlfriend is #1

"WHAT A PATHETIC HOE"

by hoe, bitch, stupid,slut whore July 17, 2016