historisist 

one who knows much history, but only lets out small amounts to either (a) annoy people or (b) try to make themselves seem intellegent/funny/cool/historiful.

Person: Is historisist a word?

Historisist: It is now.

historisist by Monkeyfart February 6, 2006

Quora Historian 

A person who thinks they know more than they really do about everything and will give their opinions in a condescending manner as if they could never be wrong. To the average or ill-informed questioner, this person will have lots to say and will seem knowledgeable enough, but people who really know them understand that this person is a phony. Any real expert or accomplished person would make the Quora Historian look like a child, which is what the Quora Historian fears most.

All of these Quora Historians are running around talking about the best running shoes and wind resistant headbands for a 5k, but I don't think a single one of them has broken 20 minutes.

Quora Historian by arizonareal March 3, 2020

Historism 

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)

Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"

Historism by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

Historage 

Heritage and history joined together a bit like chillaxing! We've used this word when talking about the titanic centenary - as part of the historage of belfast northern ireland.

It's part of our historage :)

Historage by PSS974 September 2, 2012

historgasm 

When one is overpowered by an intense, almost sexual lust for all things historical.

This is often manifested in the form of increased heart rate, ooh-ing, aah-ing, pointing or rapid photo taking, directed towards historical persons, architecture or artifacts.

For those afflicted, historgasms can also result from any exposure, however limited, to any form of historical discussion or reference.

"I had a total historgasm last night thinking about the mighty conquests of Julius Caesar."

"Everytime I see a castle, man, my body just...historgasm man. Those turrets."

"I historgasm everytime Prof. Smith enters the lecture theatre, he's just so passionate about his work."

historgasm by CaesarsConquest April 28, 2014

historia 

historia reiss or hisu, one of the characters from aot. she is the prettiest and most amazing person in the whole world and if you don’t like her you need to re watch the show. she’s also one of the best written people in the show. she is so strong and underrated, she needs more appreciation.

person 1: i just got into the aot fandom! what are your thoughts on historia?
person2: i love her so much and i hope you do too, she’s one of the best written characters in the show and is so cool and extremely underrated and hated for no reason. don’t you agree?

historia by historiasbiggestfan March 17, 2021

Historia Reiss 

A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.

Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"

Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."

Historia Reiss by cumspewp October 6, 2017