Getting johned

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth

Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.

by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Get one in

When he or she intends to get a packet of Peruvian snow delivered.

James said to the boys, shall we get one in?

by Gymcel October 5, 2017

Getting Hopped

When an old Italian man of short stature ranging from 5'-1" to 5'-6" repeatedly tries to insert his small foot into your anus as you are running for you life.

The boys were running for their little lives as papi Mario was chasing them while cursing in Italian and screaming 'come back here so i can hop you!'.

Maybe we shouldn't play ball in the house, we may end up getting hopped by papi.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011

get vectored

a word to use when you wanna ruin someones whole day.

when your mom breaks your xbox so you break her neck, get vectored.

by vectorgetvectored February 14, 2022

get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

getting teeth

when you’re making out with someone and their lips are so thin that instead of lip to lip contact they keep rubbing their teeth against your lips instead.

bro shawty was mad cute but while we were making out i kept getting teeth. it was mad uncomfortable especially with her braces.

by watermelon crocs August 27, 2021

Getting sun

Phrase that can refer to being outside whether it is a sunny day (or not), or becoming sunburned or tan.

We're going outside and getting sun, the TV has made us pale. We'll have to be careful about getting too much sun though.

by Jostrom June 19, 2010