Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!

The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!

by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

brine the bird

delivering a particularly appropriate or skillful finger-extending gesture

After an idiot driver stopped short in front of him, Scott used one hand to steer the car into the other lane and the other to brine the bird at the other driver.

by HuertDog April 4, 2009

Bird bath

When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button

“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”

by Tripod#8 March 4, 2022

Bird is the word

… A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word…

Person 1: "Bird is the word."
Person 2: "Word."

by trustworthy definitions February 22, 2023