floor oyster

Dropping a load on the shower floor

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower

by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017

flooferton

A fluffy (or floofy) doggo or other floofy animal.

Did you see that Samoyed? What a flooferton!

by Paul de la Paul June 8, 2017

Floobledoog

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.

Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"

by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017

Florida’d

V. When you and a Florida girl go on a date and she invites 11 other Asian guys and makes you pay for all the food

Dammit man Stacy just totally Florida’d me

by DannyFantom June 19, 2018

FLOGUS

A young YouTuber that love music,lil peep and xxxtentacion. Her real name is Florence but she likes to be called hellgirl, Flo or bossy flossy.

FLOGUS is my favorite YouTuber

by Flogus June 27, 2018

floor roller

A tantrum like behavior, usually exhibited by adolescent males, where a person will literally or figuratively roll around on the floor in a whiney & depressive manner. Floor rolling is most commonly practiced in the hopes of gaining sympathy and attention as a victim of some exaggerated personal tragedy that, relative to the rest of humanity, is miniscule.

Kanye was such a floor roller at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won that award, it wasn't about about him. Nobody gives a shit about his feelings anymore, he's been a constant floor roller for years since that tantrum on MTV.

by L-Dub Elie March 12, 2018

Florida Sunbird

A person who lives and works in Florida, then seeks cooler summer areas in the North, especially after retirement.
Basically the opposite of a snowbird.

I am a Florida Sunbird, are you?

by brightsun1999 July 14, 2018