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failassay

A failassay is an assay that ALWAYS fails.
"so did your assay fail?"
"Yup... I always does!"
"good ol' failassay... it's always there for you"
by Advantagium December 17, 2009
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Failapalooza

When, at one location several fails occur close too or a the same time.
Failapalooza's on everybody!
by Dr. Sanjay June 23, 2010
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fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.
Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".
by Reab April 18, 2010
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Fail Kid

A kid who thinks he is funny by saying things but really isn't. This type of person generally fails at life, has no friends and sits at their computer all day long. These people are different from trolls in the sense that they fail at trolling too and have no actual value to contribute to society or life.
A fail kid is someone who stalks you on facebook, posts random fail comments and thinks hes cool and good at everything they do.
by Mr.Thorn January 4, 2011
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Fail

The act of being Slev Nard also known as Joe Bonardi or Fail Nard. Your sister is typically found on the ceiling and you often take shots of Captain Morgan that have been spiked with Viagra.
"Wow Slev Nard stop being such a fail and get your sister off of my ceiling"
by Pedigree Master September 26, 2011
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Failbang

To bring a female back to have sex but failing to have any sexual encounter.
Friend: Hey man so what happened?

You: It's not about failbanging that hot chick from work.

Friend: Haha damn!
by DC_1 November 29, 2012
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failacy

Noun: fail-acy

An attempt to characterize an argument as a fallacy that is itself a fallacy. That is, a failed fallacy.
A comment on a Guardian article about Ayn Rand says simply:

"And Ayn Rand was the ultimate hypocrite, relying on the state that she so despised to look after her in her final years."

A reply to that comment claims:

"This is the Ad Hominem Tu Quoque fallacy. This fallacy is committed when it is concluded that a person's claim is false because
1) it is inconsistent with something else a person has said, or
2) what a person says is inconsistent with her actions."

However, the original commenter never claimed Ayn Rand's claims were invalid, merely that she was a hypocrite. Therefore the claims that this is an "Ad Hominem Tu Quoque" fallacy is a failacy in itself. At best the original argument is a simple ad hominem fallacy, an attack against her person vs the argument. At worst it is a simple statement of fact and therefore the "Tu Quoque" claim is a Straw Man fallacy - an attack against a mischaracterization of the opponent's argument.
by Moschops April 17, 2017
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