Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.

Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics

by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016

Facebook Fraud

Being logged in as another person on Facebook and commenting and updating like you're on your own account.

This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.

"Leslee doesn't even use her own facebook account, she just commits facebook fraud every day!"

by raoul_duke12 May 16, 2010

Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.

Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.

by JD203 September 11, 2019

Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010

facebook menace

A member of the facebook community that goes on to walls and destroys threads.

Did you see how he destroyed that facebook thread? Undoubtedly, he is a facebook menace...

by ozzzzy September 4, 2010

Facebook Amnesia

A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.

upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.

by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014