Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps
Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.
by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017
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Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
by putmeincoach February 12, 2013
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top dump

The worst of the worst, the worst of the garbage.

Takes from the hockey phrase "top cheddar" (to score a goal in hockey in the upper part of the net, taking from "top shelf").
Guy 1: This girl is pretty ugly.
Guy 2: She's top dump.
by topdump October 15, 2014
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Dump truck

When you take a shit in the trailer or sun roof of a truck
by Billboshaggins September 10, 2018
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Dump Truck

Major loser. Absolute zero. LAME. Someone who is just a pathetic P.O.S.
That dude talking all that shit- what a DUMP TRUCK!
by Jane doe 661 December 09, 2018
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No dumping zone

The period of time in which something bad happens during which you cannot break up with your significant other.
My girlfriend's dad just died. Guess she's in the no dumping zone for a while.
by midnightcookies April 28, 2011
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Power Dump

A dump you take so fast that you barely even sat on the toilet
Why was That so fast? I took a power dump
by A weird Canadian July 02, 2018
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