Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the turtle dumpingmug. by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015
Get the schlang dumpmug. When a person needs to take a crap, but no toilet is readily available. You drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the bumper of the nearest car, and crap (mostly) onto the ground.
This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.
This maneuver is usually performed by a "SF Mission Hipster", after he/she has consumed several Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a German compact sedan.
Bro #1: Dude. come check out my sweet new BMW 418!
Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.
Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?
Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!
Bro #2: Brah, it looks like someone pulled a bumper dump on you, and missed a bit.
Bro #1: Dude. Lets go back to the Marina and drown our sorrows at Bar None with some beer-pong! Did you bring the rufees?
Bro #2: Brah, I wouldn't have it any other way. Let's go crush some beercans against our foreheads!
by JBlackfoot September 11, 2014
Get the bumper dumpmug. "I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
by i2oo March 14, 2013
Get the Dick dumpmug. by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017
Get the Front dumpmug. The period of time in which something bad happens during which you cannot break up with your significant other.
by midnightcookies May 20, 2011
Get the No dumping zonemug. by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020
Get the gorilla dumpmug.