saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

Check My Crotch Pose

A posture to show off a bulge of one's penis in the pants. Its like, WELL WELL, look what I got down here in my pants!
*WINK WINK*

Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.

Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.

A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.

Hurry, Jay, Mallu is comming this way. SHOW YOUR CHECK MY CROTCH POSE NOW!

(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)

by Mr. Bulgarian Bulge January 23, 2011

little miss rotten crotch

Military jargon for your girlfriend or wife who is having sex with everyone while your away.

I dont give a flying rats ass if your missing your little miss rotten crotch.

by Billy"Jay"Cisco Jr. July 5, 2006

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010

you crotch creep

a creep of the crotch

you crotch creep><>directed at crabs or a sexual partner who likes to lick

by jeremy style May 28, 2006

reverse crotch grab

Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.

Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.

by dbus May 26, 2008

columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.

Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.

by Herroguy May 16, 2014