creval cream

A moist cream like substance, found at or near the anal region. This liquidy substance is made up of a mixture of sweat, ass and/or fart juice and fecal matter forming into a creamy texture over time if not properly cleansed. Substance is identified by intense but not lethal odor and light brown color.

It was so hot today, there should be an abundant supply of creval cream in my ass tonight.

by Don Pendergras June 10, 2006

ice cream

A delicious treat consiting of cream, milk and ice and flavoring and shiz like that it is soooooooo good that even a germann warlord would eat it.

German warlord: "MMM this delicious treat consiting of cream, milk and ice and flavoring and shiz like that it is soooooooo good that even i would eat it."

by emuqueen & cake August 23, 2005

cream team

A group of male homosexuals who regularly get together and masturbate in the sauna/shower

When the French national soccer team underperforms, I sarcastically call them my favorite cream team

by Sexydimma October 3, 2014

Ice Cream Paint Job

When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.

Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.

Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?

Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.

by Cartmen125 October 1, 2010

ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003

banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.

Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

cream pie

A phrase used by the adult world to describe a vagina or anus that is soaked with cum, or semen. Pornography thich contains sexual scenes involving cum-drenched vaginas and/or anuses.

Most sites which claim to have creampie porn are either pay-sites, or bullshit sites which sprout gay porn pop-up links.

by urban pervert July 1, 2006