esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu August 1, 2010

chode toes

shai

shai has chode toes, therefore he has to wear extremely wide, short shoes.

by shenis November 7, 2009

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006

Mexican Chode

A chode that is even smaller and irregular than a normal chode because it is owned by a mexican.

Kayla - I really really really wanna see Tony's penis.
Me - no way, he totally has a mexican chode!!!
Kayla - ew, your right. it must be small

by iloveyoukaylahaha June 5, 2011

Chode boxing

Chode boxing is when a man is about to ejaculate and a woman punches him chode(a.k.a. taint or gooch) to heighten his stimulation.

I have never ejaculated as hard as I did when my girlfriend went chode boxing on my naughty parts.

by Bradleyj August 22, 2008

chode

In the early 21st century, a very incompetent and ignorant boy said, "Hey, lick my chode!" Thus, the word chode was dubbed.
Definition: 1. The male private part.
2. A huge nose. 3. A word that is capable of being substituted for use of any word in the English dictionary.

One day, a boy was taking a nice morning stroll down the street. He came across an old homeless man. Then the boy proceeded to whip out his penis. The boy said to the old homeless man, "Hey chode, lick my chode and I'll give you a fat wad of chode."

by Boxxcarr May 25, 2004