choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

chode yodeller

one that yodells with whoms chode is recently been spat on by ones saliva on thy gooch/ballsac(most dumbasses thinks its a fat penis..i dont even really know:))

man, your girlfriend is such a chode yodeller. last night she chode yodelled me, grade A shit!

by william IV VI July 3, 2008

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu August 1, 2010

chode toes

shai

shai has chode toes, therefore he has to wear extremely wide, short shoes.

by shenis November 7, 2009

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006

Mexican Chode

A chode that is even smaller and irregular than a normal chode because it is owned by a mexican.

Kayla - I really really really wanna see Tony's penis.
Me - no way, he totally has a mexican chode!!!
Kayla - ew, your right. it must be small

by iloveyoukaylahaha June 5, 2011