Canadian Logan 

You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.

Dude that guys the epitome of a Canadian Logan.

Canadian Logan by Dr.Awesome007 May 24, 2018

Canadian Tan

A sunburn

Nice Canadian tan you got there!

Canadian Tan by JonBee May 27, 2018

Canadian bad boy 

A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills

C'mon man! Don't be a Canadian bad boy, and pass cars on the left right hand lane!!!!

Canadian bad boy by Perry2x April 15, 2018

Canadian Kiss 

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.

1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?

Canadian Kiss by Cashthatcheck June 2, 2018

Canadian Bacon 

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

Canadian Bacon by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

Canadian bagel by havensplayer June 13, 2018

canadian saxophone 

It's like the unicorn, but with maple syrup.
Unicorn

Samantha gave Tom a canadian saxophone

canadian saxophone by DJM92 June 13, 2018