A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
Get the Jesus Relationshipmug. Jesus of suburbia is a famous song from Green day's American Idiot album. After the huge popularity of the song the word Jesus of suburbia began being used for people relating to the songs lyrics. Being a Jesus of suburbia means feeling all alone, and it's just you and the world against you.
by DookieNookie February 8, 2019
Get the Jesus of suburbiamug. A person so unique, unlikely, or weird that there is no other way to describe them than as a "busty jesus"
The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.
by Turler August 3, 2018
Get the busty jesusmug. NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.
It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!
NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!
NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?
Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
by Jinsoul is my waifu December 23, 2019
Get the Kpop's Jesusmug. by Keepurselfsafe August 30, 2018
Get the Dribble jesusmug. When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
Get the Tacky Jesusmug. A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.
Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019
Get the smoke Jesusmug.