River was everything, then nothing.
by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018
Get the Rivermug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
Get the Swim the Chocolate Rivermug. makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
Get the mung river virusmug. by namefkfkfjkfkdkfjkdmcmdmc January 1, 2024
Get the rivers cuomomug. A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.
Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’
by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024
Get the River Picklemug. River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
by BussinChicken November 23, 2021
Get the Rivermug.