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april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
by Me1on January 4, 2023
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April 16th

How’s the weather down there person born on April 16th?
by Realfactman November 23, 2021
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April 24

National Aaron Warner day

To celebrate the character Aarons Warner's birthday, from the famous book series shatter me, the 24th of April is now celebrated as his own National day. Happy Birthday Warner
Bob "Hey It's April 24th, you know what day it is?"
Some random disgusting dude "NAtToNal pURge/RaPe oF WoMEn DaY"
Bob " No you a$$hat, Its NATIONAL AARON WARNER DAY, WOOOOOOOOOO"
Be more like Bob
by April24_NationalAaronWarnerday February 5, 2023
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April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day
Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13
by machary April 6, 2022
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April 16

on April 16 you hug or kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend and if you have a crush go for it they might like you back yk ;) <3
guy:hey it’s April 16 you know what that means..
Girl: what
Guy:April 16 is when you kiss your bf/gf or crush so..
by wassupppyall April 14, 2021
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April 4th

by HandPuppet October 28, 2021
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April 3rd

Girl 1: HEY BESTIE
Girl 2: HEYYY *slaps*
Girl 1: GUH WHAT YOU DID THAT FO?
Girl 2: MB GIRLIE, IT'S APRIL 3RD
Girl 1: WHAT'S ON APRIL 3RD?
Girl 2: NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTIE DAY
Girl 1: Fuck you
by your granpappy. April 3, 2022
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