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april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
by Me1on January 4, 2023
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April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on
i heard he born on april 2nd
“oooh he got me tight
by ____thakid July 9, 2023
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April 30th

a boss ass taurus's birthday, and mine. go get drunk hoe
"wow! i heard it's their birthday today!"

"we need to celebrate their birthday on april 30th"
"did you hear their birthday is on april 30th?"
by tireddpperson November 29, 2021
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April 12

its the day where ur throw up like mad hard on a person born in april 12. Like eat blueberries and rocks to creat the effect.
You see that girl she born on april 12
Really? We gotta throw up on her
Why?
Urban dictionary told me so
Great resource
I know now lets go!
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside
Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"
by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020
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april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions
by m y r o n April 1, 2020
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April 19th

April 19th is national kiss your crush day! Don’t be scared! Go up to your crush and give them a big kiss!
My crush: hey!
Me: guess what today (April 19th) is!
My crush: what?
Me: National kiss your crush day ;)
by What_ever2020 April 18, 2020
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