Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

ex-boyfriend

The guy who now tries to sound smart every moment of his life, sends urban dictionary definitions that are low-key calling you out, and you realise why it’s better off this way :D

“Who was that guy defending video games in English like they are his precious babies?”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”

by FaelynnHolimion November 9, 2020

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day

Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023

Boyfriend

you either mean an boyfriend or the bf from fnf

girl 1: hey i got a boyfriend today
girl 2:cool

by red haired bf from fnf lol June 9, 2021

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

National Ride your boyfriend day

April 12th is national ride your boyfriend day. This is the day where girls do all the work. Cowgirl type shit.

I'm going to ride you today on national ride your boyfriend day.
Cowgirl style???

by Risawood April 11, 2023