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Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.
Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?
by Ytowngames November 20, 2022
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Sausage Washing

The phrase "Sausage Washing" refers to where one man has intercourse with women or seeks to get his sausage washed.
Ashley got his 'Sausage Washing' in Bodmin
by TheCheeseMasher August 26, 2022
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Rose washing

The process of changing the events of a story or history to make it appear more pleasant than reality at the expense of the cold hard truth.

Often to present an agenda in misleading facts to make some historical events or periods more attractive to modern audiences. Downplaying unethical choices made in the past.

Or seen in movies and TV, where producers ignore original source facts to construct a story of their own liking. For instance:
Turning as novel about both sides in a war committing atrocities to good guys vs bad guys, establishing a clear direction in narrative to influence audience bias.
I can't believe they are rose washing the story of Alexander Hamilton! They ignored his contributions to slavery!
by Banba Sed September 25, 2022
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George Washington

dumb 1: watch out george washington there
dumb 2: rly
by shpik December 20, 2022
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Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...
"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."
by josephtacos December 29, 2022
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Kayden Washington

Kayden Washington is a gayass who doesn’t like country music
by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023
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