what it this _____ I am hearing about?

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 2, 2005

what up cunt

greeting to friend. Questions the health / wellbeing of the person being asked

"What up cunt?". Question to greet friend, as in "how are you friend?"

by Matt McCrone May 6, 2008

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010

what a dad

Often used as a term for calling someone “daddy material”. They are often hot and fuckable. Another term for “damn he’s hot. I’d fuck him.”

Me- *sees a hot guy* what a dad. I’d fuck

by Applejackpeel January 1, 2018

What the intercourse!?

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.

"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

by be to the double E. stacey January 5, 2009

what a burn

A response to an unfortunate event.

Damn man, she turned me down when I tried to get her in bed.
Damn, what a burn.

by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003

what the bastard

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004