Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 26, 2023

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White,van,day

Stay ya ass in the house

He’s coming for you girls watch out for the white,van,day

by Shitty Leah November 28, 2019

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van dijck

If someone is called like that...
RUN START RUNNING AND DONT LOOK BACK
the voices
since van dijk
the voices are getting louder

'' boterham met kaas''- mehmet
'' VAN DIJCK!!!!!'' - mehmet

by gogloboglog December 13, 2022

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Nina van Meel

Nina van Meel is a small streamer, with big tiddies, and they love making Minecraft videos. She also breaks her phone all the time, she loves fruit, she is gay af and an lgbtq+ icon. Giving mayor mommy vibes!

Person 1: haha Nina van meel broke her phone again
Person 2: ikr she gives me mayor mommy vibes 😩

by smallunicorndiscord43 November 24, 2021

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