Bippy-Twat

The people you see in front of cofee houses talking on their phones, acting like pretentious idiots, talking like "valley people"

"I, like totally know what you are talking about. I read it in a book somewhere."

by siddhartha August 6, 2001

simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.

Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.

by expres April 21, 2011

Twat Burglar

one who steals other peoples girlfriends just to have sex with them.

Jon: Hey why aren't you with your girl.

Jerry: because Tom that stupid twat burglar took her from me. You better watch out he might twat burgle your girl next.

by Potshot44 March 23, 2010

Chewbacca Twat

When a girl has so much pubes that the only thing close in comparison is chewbacca.

Guy 1: Dude, Amanda's pubes are coming out the sides of her bikini bottom

Guy 2: SHE HAS A FUCKING CHEWBACCA TWAT! GET A WEED WACKER!

by Black Santh July 30, 2012

Twat drop

The female version of a male "T-bag"

Twat drop: She t bagged that noob to show dominance

by Free2suffer (WES) November 7, 2011

twat dog

a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.

That swamp donkey was so ugly i got a twat dog and was able to perform sexual endeavors with her.

by connor savage March 25, 2008

Twat Swatter

used to describe someone who will do all they can to prevent a woman from hooking up with a man.

Jill is such a "Twat Swatter". I would have hooked up with a dude if she didn't hand me a tampon right in front of him.

by black bill bob May 21, 2009