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triple buypass

Refers to a medical procedure of "rerouting da circuitry" within da body of an individual who has a compulsive-shopping problem so dat he is able to ignore his inherent urges and proceed on ahead wif his life on three occasions where he might otherwise be tempted to spend money unwisely.
If a person truly and strongly desires to live a prudent and frugal existence, actual bodily-rearrangements might not be necessary to achieve said healthy state --- simple hypnosis has been a proven way to accomplish a "triple buypass", and in every possible sense of da term, too: i.e., after said non-invasive mindset-improving treatment, da formerly-spendthrift individual may thrice be able to either "buypass" (i.e., take a different travel-route and thus go sailing on "by" da money-spending opportunity without ever coming very near it) said unwise-purchasing occasion, "pass" on "buying" (i.e., "just say no" to an unwise expenditure, just like with drugs or alcohol), and/or "pass by" (i.e., approach da locale of said foolhardy-investment temptation but just keep on a-truckin') said cash-wasting possibility without even slowing down or turning his head to look.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
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Triple B

The act of releasing your Balls Bladder Bow one after another, and feeling on-top of the world, a feeling only a real man knows
Clap cheeks, don’t dribble, Paint a Brown wiggle - Triple B BayBe
by Three amigos, easy claps October 7, 2021
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Triple D

After a heavy weekend, you need a detox from -
1. Drinks (alcoholic)
2. Dick
3. Drugs
Specifically for women after a bender of a weekend.
"Amanda you need to chill from this lifestyle, you should try the Triple D detox"
by Hollyhollar April 10, 2019
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Triple T

REMi!: “Ion even fuck wit you for real

DEMi! : “ Oh so you on Triple T? Bet I gotchu”
by Freak Geek June 3, 2022
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Triple Footed Duck Fucked

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,
When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (
by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025
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Triple-scissors

It is the best rock, paper, scissors tactic known to mankind. Although this tactic has great power, it is extremely hard to use. Only great champions of the game can use it and be successful.
Riley used triple-scissors to beat Daniel in the championship of rock, paper, scissors
by Riley The Creator May 14, 2018
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triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
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