Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

getting brown

The art of some Stockton hoodlum’s in which they shit their underwear in order to get and or receive “Racing Stripes”.

“Oh yeah you coming down, because we’re getting brown whole lot of gang sh**”

by Effi5292 November 30, 2018

brown piper

A gay man who does anal sex with other men, aka men who go down the Hershey Highway

Man 1: Why is he walking so weirdly?
Man 2: It looks like he had sex with his boyfriend. He is a BROWN PIPER.

by its not cup! November 3, 2018

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 3, 2018

brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis

dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night

by danny defeeto March 2, 2019

Brown Saucer

The exterior of the anus noted by a dark round saucer shaped shade of skin around the sphincter.

She went down on me last night and started tongue punching my brown saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

brown umbrella

Placing your butthole on somebody's nose while peeing

Would you like a brown umbrella?

by Hairy peanuts August 6, 2018