semimerge syndrome

A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.

"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."

by marsneedstowels February 4, 2010

W.T.F. Syndrome

When someone mentally suffers anxiety, tension, stress, anguish, mental torture temporary social dis-communication. A victim being mentally victimized before a remedy and or closure is obtained and or reached AKA: Peace Of Mind./Justice / unfair treatment/ ridiculous / absurd / stupid /

Phill- “I was terminated for following Work Instuctions”
Dr. Dave- “but the rules states that we Have to follow the work instructions”
Phill- “What The Fuck??!” (W.T.F.)
Dr. Dave-“Dude! What the Fuck?...!”
Phill- “This is a classic W.T.F. Syndrome!”
Dr. Dave- yup! I Agree!

by =Act Right!= December 4, 2018

Star Syndrome

A condition where someone think they are really special or famous in the eyes of others.

A: Man, I wish I didn't throw a party just because I got 1k views on my youtube video. I'm broke now. And nobody is really watching my videos anymore.
B: My man, you on star syndrome shit? Get well soon.

by isthisaproperpseudonym January 18, 2021

Adelaide-Syndrome

Adelaide-Syndrome is the in-ability to do things properly or get shit done without the interference of incompetent people.

South Road is still fucked and will never get fixed, Its just Adelaide-Syndrome

This would not have happen in Sydney or Melbourne, It's just Adelaide-Syndrome

People with a obnoxious or derogatory attitude to progress may be suffering Adelaide-Syndrome.

by MXP84 September 23, 2010

Niner Syndrome

Niner Syndrome is when freshmen come to high school and think they're the shit, just because they were the seniors back in middle school last year. Niner Syndrome can result to an unnecessary boost in ego, thinking you're the shit, talking to everyone like you're bigger than them, thinking you're the most important person around, etc.

Alex: Dude, what's with all of the Niners this year?
Dave: They have Niner Syndrome.. but a nice initiation should be the best medicine!

by Diabba September 4, 2011

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014

godfather syndrome

When someone likes the famous "Godfather" movies (originally a book by Mario Puzo and made into a film by Francis Ford Coppola) so much that they become convinced that they are really a Mafia boss and try to act like they've just finished running their shooting scenes. Symptoms may include constant quotations, dressing like one of the Dons, obsessive interest in Sicily, listening to Tarantella over and over again, and becoming creepily and quietly aggressive.

godfather syndrome guy: "hey you, what are you looking at? that's right i'm talking to you."

random bewildered person: "leave me alone you creeper."

godfather syndrome guy: "you want me to leave? i'll tell you what to leave: leave the gun. take the cannoli."

random bewildered person: ..........

by AliceOctober September 22, 2009