peanut vendor

A male stripper with a very small penis that resembles a peanut. Much like another testical.

He pulled down his pants and he was a total peanut vendor, that thing looked like a third ball.

by Lavender punch box August 29, 2020

Peanut Crate

This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.

Hey in cannot believe that peanut crate told you that. I said it in confidence what a dick.

by Vick Duffy August 11, 2018

chunky peanut butter

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying

friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

by nicholas.ismy.dad April 29, 2023

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Peanut butter

A taisty latin girl that always wants to fuck and has a big booty

That mexican girl bella is some yummy peanut butter

by Yummy pussy69 February 19, 2021

Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

by Peanut Master April 29, 2021

peanut butter

peanut butter is a food that you can eat. you can eat it on food or by it self. it is the best food. try it on a pickle.

girl: I love to eat peanut butter
boy: why?
girl: because it tastes good pickle
boy: your weird
girl: yep

by #cats May 3, 2019