The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
Get the Chocolate Papermug. by PotatoToldYouSo August 23, 2017
Get the cashier papermug. Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...
Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022
Get the Paper Ricemug. A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
by Chichimec January 1, 2024
Get the Paper badgemug. by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024
Get the it's just paper.mug. 