Cook machine

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)

Turn the cook machine on

by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

LOL Machine

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

by makaveli55 September 20, 2018

Dialysis Machine

What they call a car diagnostic machine in the ghetto.

mannnnnnnnnnn mah '72 cutlass be up on dat dialysis machine to see whut wrong wit it

by g000le April 18, 2011

Washing Machine

When your boyfriend likes analsex with a strap (pegging) on used on him.qhile having a Stripe.

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line

Washing machine: getting Pegged on a Line.

by OfftelIntel February 12, 2021

Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020