facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 27, 2017

shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"

Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!

by bebi_ar September 12, 2009

Facebook Talker

Someone who can't seem to say a word to you in public, but iis all up in your business on facebook.

example of a facebook talker

over facebook chat

Tom: "Hey, Sally whats up, whatcha up to?"

**Sally in her head "I've yet to talk to you in person"

by AlyssaNinja :D August 17, 2010

Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.

Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.

by JD203 September 11, 2019

Facebook Fraud

Being logged in as another person on Facebook and commenting and updating like you're on your own account.

This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.

"Leslee doesn't even use her own facebook account, she just commits facebook fraud every day!"

by raoul_duke12 May 16, 2010

Facebook Stalker

A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook

Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker

Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout

Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?

Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'

by Lenny45 July 6, 2014

Facebook Trimming

The task of going through your whole Facebook profile and changing or removing out-dated pictures, info, and/or friends.

I was bored so I decided to do a little bit of Facebook trimming; I don't even remember why I was in some of those groups.

by IndybirdYeah November 30, 2010