farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

chunky fart

chunky fart: a fart that is much more than just wind; a fart that is actually a shit

Jack had to go home and change his shorts because he blew a chunky fart

by TooSick4U November 20, 2009

Fart kink

When someone wants a girl to sit on their face and let it rip

John has a fart kink

by t33nageanarchist June 21, 2020

Slappy Fart

A flatulent so powerful and instense that it vibrates your butt cheeks so hard and causes them to slap together profusely!

Cortney had a case of the slappy farts I knew because i could hear them from across the room!
Kelsey woke up and felt her butt cheeks vibrating and just knew she had the slappy farts!

by wfkelcor December 24, 2010

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Fart Mobile

(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.

In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.

The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.

by Steve ED November 8, 2004

fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.

i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.

by mike lea January 12, 2005