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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023
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internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.
by Jjjblueballs67 September 4, 2017
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Bull

(crim.) Rape by surprise compared to a rodeo
- I totally pulled a bull on her !
- You mean... you raped her ?! You're sick ! (googles "howto help victim rape"))
by #come&see March 31, 2020
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Run with the Bulls or Dance with One

1. An expression when someone is either a player or committed to someone else. 2. Having an interest in someone outside of your social circle, they don’t associate themselves with the crowd you’re familiar with.

Origins come from traditions in Spain where bulls are used to either fight in an arena or run with locals in a festivity.
“I either want to get with Jade or Heather, do you think I can get away with both?” “It’s either you run with the bulls or dance with one.”
by Toyvenus May 14, 2021
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Bull-Shoney

A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)

An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.
Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!
by Rheeb April 14, 2010
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soft bull

A soft ass nigga who never does anything hard. Polar opposite of a Hard Bull.
Yo, is Dan coming to the bar with us? Na, you know that nigga Dan. Hes a soft bull.
by Gizmo bitch April 28, 2017
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Bulled

The act of gatecrashing like a bull charging.
Jo bulled into our game
by Starvenomkiller3009 November 30, 2021
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