Texting bitch face

Similar to resting bitch face, but with texting. This usually happens when you end your texts in periods or don't use emoticons, which makes the person you're texting think you're pissed at them.

Person 1: (text) Party at Jeff's tonight! See you there?
Person 2: (text) K.
Person 1: (text) Do you not want to go, or is that just texting bitch face?

by Pistachioed March 30, 2015

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

don't text back

"Don'text back"
*Leaves on r , read , or seen*

"Don't text back"

*read*

by Yvngslvmped May 11, 2017

text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

U Up? Text

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to have sex with you and then continue to ghost you after they get the goods.

Omg, Ryan is such a dick! He sent me a “U up? text” last night, then after we met up to do the nasty he snuck out the back door this morning and I haven’t heard from him since!

by worlds#1Dad November 21, 2019

text message breakup

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.

"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"

by Gtron January 1, 2007