Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023

Salty

When something makes you upset causing you to be mad for an extended period of time at something, or someone.

When Micheal found Rose's Google plus account and posted it on the internet, she became very salty since she believed her old work was cringey.

by Salt's Mother April 15, 2017

a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018

salty shadows

A line dash tryhard who wasted 4 months of his life

Bro salty shadows is such a line dash tryhard

by saltyshadows November 18, 2020

salty

To be jealous of someone, or upset for a prolonged amount of time, usually over something petty.

Shaquira salty has hell that her man cheated.

by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015

Salty

A term used to describe someone who is angry or bitter, often in response to being slighted or defeated.

joe: FUCK YOU (lost fortnite game)
bob: someones salty smh

by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023

Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019