The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.
Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”
Kostas: “disgusting”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”
Kostas: “disgusting”
by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023
Get the Salty Joemug. When something makes you upset causing you to be mad for an extended period of time at something, or someone.
When Micheal found Rose's Google plus account and posted it on the internet, she became very salty since she believed her old work was cringey.
by Salt's Mother April 15, 2017
Get the Saltymug. Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.
by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018
Get the a salty piratemug. by saltyshadows November 18, 2020
Get the salty shadowsmug. by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015
Get the saltymug. A term used to describe someone who is angry or bitter, often in response to being slighted or defeated.
by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023
Get the Saltymug. A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019
Get the Salty Cidermug.