1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.
2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.
1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.
2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.
2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.
by C.2.P. June 22, 2010
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One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
by Nash Carlton January 17, 2017
When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
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by ZEUS March 10, 2012
my hand got tired so i masturbated with my feet and it looked like i was kicking my heels like a irish.... Irish Foot Pump
by Litening May 02, 2009
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