What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
Get the toilet papermug. by limeonade June 15, 2022
Get the single use paper-formulatedmug. Synonymous with electronic ink displays used in e-readers like the Kindle or Nook but easier to pronounce.
by canonlibel July 30, 2010
Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
Get the toilet paper syndromemug. Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.
Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D
by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019
Get the Paper Pilferermug. by bobhello September 11, 2020
Get the hitting on that papermug. 