When your spouse shoves a lime up your ass, then forces you to eat slime, finally roundhouse kicks you as the surprise.
by The thickest bitch January 13, 2020
Get the lime slime suprise mug.A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.
When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
by marybethjones December 8, 2010
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When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
by scottfromx May 8, 2009
Get the Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise mug.When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
Get the Scottish Suprise mug.The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
by JamesBondage October 30, 2010
Get the Superman Surprise mug.A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!
Jean: You in yet?
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
Jak: SURPRISE!!
Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??
Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….
Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!
by bboy-domo January 19, 2010
Get the Jack Rabbit Surprise mug.Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."
by Sconson October 26, 2009
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