Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

Stinky steve

A shitty minecraft book.

I just finished to read Stinky steve. Damn it sucks

by YOWESH July 4, 2019

Minecraft Steve style

When you fucking shove something up your fucking ass, just like how Steve stores his stuff in his inventory

-Hey bro, my hands are full I’m gonna hold your phone minecraft Steve style
-ok thanks bro that makes me so happy

by mistermorgan October 16, 2022

Obey Your Steve

v. This term is used to define those inferior of Ultimate Krump status. Steve (who researchers believe to be the divinity of the Krump Kingdom) is a word used to invoke fear into the opposing Krumpee.

"Man foo' dat krump is weak. Obey your steve!"

by MFP846 December 15, 2008

Steve

Steve

Steve is also the soggy waffle winner of all time. Nobody can beat him.

by T&L Pub LLC July 13, 2025

Starbucks Steve

An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!

Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?

Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?

by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010

Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.

"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025