Soft stan

The polar opposite of a hard stan.

Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.

Aka: Cris<3
Cris is such a soft stan of all her babies (just sometimes she is hard stan)
by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017
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Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.
"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.
by MISTAjOSH July 08, 2017
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Soft taxin

Soft taxin Is when you asking somebody for something knowing that they don't have a choice because you will get it regardles of how you have to get it from them. So they give you what you ask for all the time.
Kay be coming around soft taxin Jr. Jr. always give it to him too.
Kay: Jr. Let me get $20
Jr: I ain't got it right now.
Kay: come on Jr. man
Jr. give Kay $20 knowing he is not be paid back and this occurs time after time with different things.
Jr. was soft taxed
by DRed1971 July 21, 2019
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Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland
See at boy er what a soft hoor he is
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soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
by Nick_neus69 October 06, 2015
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soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
by Nick_neus69 October 06, 2015
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soft often

Like a soft open, but with no meat
The new vegan cafe is doing a soft often this week - can't wait to try the chick'n
by captainnuggts December 03, 2024
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