Sock Puppet

A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.

She has that man on a short leash, she snaps and he jumps - he is such a sock puppet!

by violet2580 April 3, 2011

red socks

when the girl is on her period the male or female sexual partner licks the vagina and takes the blood into their mouth

man A: i was eating out my girlfriend last night and she accidently gave me red socks.
man B: 0_0

by james J.D.R. April 26, 2011

Sock Job

Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.

Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.

by Mac_G September 11, 2006

cock sock

A warm and cozy place to insert your penis. It may also be used to describe someone used for sexual insertion.

Everyone that had slept with Emily said she was one of the best cock socks they had ever experienced.

by MJHARDY January 11, 2009

sock monster

Replace any noun with "Sock Monster"
(I realize it sounds weird, but try it out)

-That guy smells like an un-wiped asshole.
Becomes...
-That guy smells like an un-wiped sock monster.

by Connor Hannagan March 18, 2008

White Socks

Someone who wears white socks with a suit and dress shoes.

Cale - Did you see Jalin's socks?

Prescott - Yeah, what a white socks.

by Fluttershy42 February 3, 2012

Cat Sock

When you decapitate a house cat and shove your foot into its headless body wearing it as a casual foot sheathe. Pluses (Warm for the first 15 min, Trendy, Various sizes and styles) Cons (Sometimes you get a hole in your sock when your big toe slips threw the cats anus, many times one may trip on the cats intact limbs, dirty entrails may be left behind)

Yo you silky smooth rhymin playboys see jim's new cat socks.

by swifty_c September 15, 2009