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Screenshat

I knew you wouldn't believe me, so I screenshat it.
by Screenshat March 13, 2018
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Screeny

A person who is unable to focus on surrounding stimuli as they are constantly transfixed by a screen, usually a phone.
That guy is such a screeny, he hasn't looked up from his phone for at least an hour.
by TheMightyGoose October 16, 2018
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screenshot

its a picture of the screen on widows devices made by (fn) windows printsscreen and is located in file explorer and my friend takes too many
stop making so much fucking screenshots
by SpaceCatIsAlreadyTaken March 14, 2019
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screenbrain

Description of physical state that occurs after viewing digital media for significant amounts of time. Characterized by (but not limited to), headache, sore eyes, dry eyes, dry mouth, stiff muscles, depression, feelings of loneliness, disorientation, light-headedness or irritiability.
After playing video games for 12 hours, Joe was showing signs of screenbrain.
by makaroni April 27, 2019
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Screenling

A child or person of young age, who is given, usually what is presumed to be an iPad or iPhone, in hopes of being distracted long enough for the care giver of said child, to complete a task that requires focus. However sometimes the care giver is not completing any task, and is instead trying to forget about the child for a certain amount of time.
Person 1: “Man I wish there was a word that describes a child who is neglected by there parents. And is given an iPad as a distraction”.

Person 2: “ Oh you mean a “screenling”.
by Bock Choy July 17, 2019
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Screentard

screen referring to any digital device with a display, tard taken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development
The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.

That kid is a total Screentard!

They are a generation of Screentards!

When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!
by Hilly774 November 18, 2019
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Screenbabies

the word used to describe all the children born in the 21st century who are being raised by screens instead of actual parents.
The Screenbabies only want one thing and that thing is just, that a screen.
by King Lemuel December 28, 2019
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