Salty

Being so butthurt about something you are seething

Emily was so salty about having the frisbee stolen from her

by JeffAl September 8, 2018

Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.

"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"

by Warcoxx III May 29, 2018

Salty

The act of being sassy to a bitch who tests you. This usually results in a shade throw down. Use with caution

“Today Maria was sooo salty to Miss. Woods”

by That One Girllllll May 30, 2018

Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land

STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN

by steven is gaaaaaaaaay May 30, 2018

Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...

Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...

by Salty31 May 31, 2018