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Super Goon

Typically young, 15-21 year old male who wears a hooded sweatshirt and often walks or stands with his hood up and hands in pockets, where he is almost always clutching a short barreled handgun. Super goons enjoy small caliber, .380 or .22. Super goons are often selectively mute, they utter short phrases at most and certainly NEVER talk to police under any circumstances, even under interrogation. They are nocturnal and extremely elusive- can often appear or disappear into the darkness with ease. Often the culprit behind crime spikes in cities, a super goon may be the last person you see in your life, if you have cheated the wrong person
This dude Andre sold me lean that turned out to be shampoo, he won’t enjoy his hustle for long- I’ve got my super goons parked on his street
by Jiiiimboo June 27, 2021
mugGet the Super Goonmug.

Super Weekend

A weekend where everything is unforgetable, but you can’t seem to remember anything.
uberstein now no work + denver tomorrow
snowboards saturday + sunday + jearbs = Super Weekend
by Randy Lahee April 9, 2009
mugGet the Super Weekendmug.

Super-straight

Someone who thinks that being transphobic is a sexuality
I'm not transphobic, I'm super-straight!
by Nerdolio April 23, 2021
mugGet the Super-straightmug.

Super blind

by Hey besties lol September 28, 2021
mugGet the Super blindmug.

Super Neck

When you give someone (or someone gives you) a neck so hard that other people around you can hear it echo. When a person says "that's a super neck", the other person usually trys to run away.
David: Isn't Russia the largest country in europe?
Gavin: That's a super neck.
David: NO WAIT!
Gavin: *Gives David a super neck*
Lisa: What was that noise?
Jermey: It was probably someone giving someone else a super neck. It sounded like it was at the end of the hallway.

Also similar to that's a neck.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
mugGet the Super Neckmug.

Super why

We all know you learnt super why because of protogent (the fake antivirus)
Super why could sue protogent for ripping their character from the show
by Msdicksucker August 12, 2023
mugGet the Super whymug.

super pollo

A term used to describe a young adolescent girl who is much more "developed" than she should be for her age. Named after the brand of chicken sold in Chile of the same name that sells unnaturally meaty chicken legs, likely because they give their chickens hormones. Many believe the hormones in the chicken have the unintended side effect of causing 12-year-olds to look like they're 19.
Friend #1: Bro, look at those curves! I'm gonna ask her out.
Friend #2: Hold up, my man, she's super pollo. She's actually younger than your little sister.
Friend #1: What are they feeding these girls?
Friend #2: It's the chicken...
by somedudesaidsomething August 8, 2019
mugGet the super pollomug.

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