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A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
Square by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.
Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.
squires by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

squarehead 

'omg there's squarehead and the slag gang'
squarehead by dickhead1256 April 21, 2018
Square or rectangle with curved edges,
Not quite square and not round, somewhere inbetween.
The badge was squareval shaped
Squareval by Petedave January 9, 2018

Square space 

The guy was a square space on the road

Square dick

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Mainly used in the UK, a square is a bank card. The term is mostly used by fraudsters.
"Send in squares, instant drops"

"This guy blocked my square ffs"
Square by fxbienn February 16, 2018