clay pigeon shoot

A dry wank

"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."

by zen123 July 29, 2016

Shooting Season

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.

Shooting season starts soon.

by StriderThritySeven March 24, 2021

mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 18, 2024

Like shooting the lion!

Doing something so horrible that people compare it to shooting Cecil the lion!

I threw out my daughter's ratty old tennis shoes and she was so upset it was like shooting the lion!

by Anti-gutt September 9, 2015

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol

Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol

by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017

Screen-shoot

Mrs Hoare's made up plural word for 'screenshot'.

"Let me just screen-shoot this diagram for you girls so you can put it in your books"

by livemusic02 November 9, 2022