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swole and roll

The act of lifting weights at the gym and immediately following it up with drinking at a bar.
Girl... The gym is NOT an excuse to flake on that happy hour tonight, all the homies are going. You just gotta pull a swole and roll, so you can celebrate your sweet triceps with a shitload of beer.
by bollywoodandbiceps January 22, 2014
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Cherry Roll

The act of locking someone in your basement and smacking them repeatedly with assorted raw meats as a form of foreplay.
Did you hear about Tyrese and his new girlfriend? I hear they are into the cherry roll.
by ImaNutte March 18, 2014
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Cock In A Roll

A sneaky sexual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a blowjob can use to satify his needs. A "Cock in a roll" is when a man places his penis inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on penis size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his cock inside of it, on a plate. The plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the penis into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. With plate in hand, and cock in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. As she is unaware of the fact that your penis is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich.

Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are

- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"

*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
"Man, lately my girlfriend and I have been through a dry patch" - MAN 1
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
by Harry VDK August 30, 2014
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Roll A J

the act of rolling weed into a paper joint; to roll marijuana into a paper
usually rolled in rolling Raw Papers
"You should roll a j so that we can smoke and get high"
by stephydeeee94 November 1, 2013
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Toilet roll

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll
by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017
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chiko roll

The act of force feeding someone dairy farmers milk then turning them upside down. Jamming a hose 6 inches into their large intestine through their anal cavity. As the hose is turned on your best mate places their mouth over the the victims mouth therefore consuming all the undigested substances within the digestive system along with the recently consumed milk
"So I gave this kid Helen a chiko roll yesterday and it was delightful
by Boydie189 March 19, 2017
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sushi rolled

The ancient art of Japanese cuisine, where a man covers his erect penis in fish eggs of any type. He then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female of mutual consent, with full intentions of creating small Asian fish babies.
Steven: I totally sushi rolled Tina last night bro.

Tyler: oh yeah? How was it?

Steven: it was phenomenal... she's bringing the wasabi later tonight.
by M&J#forprez October 14, 2016
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