1 definition by Harry VDK
A sneaky sexual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a blowjob can use to satify his needs. A "Cock in a roll" is when a man places his penis inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on penis size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his cock inside of it, on a plate. The plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the penis into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. With plate in hand, and cock in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. As she is unaware of the fact that your penis is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich.
Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"
*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"
*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
"Man, lately my girlfriend and I have been through a dry patch" - MAN 1
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
by Harry VDK August 30, 2014