People who think way too highly of themselves. They walk around like they think they are above everyone, but have done nothing to earn the right to act that way. people who’ve used up way to much oxygen already. Overall, they are garbage, and mostly suck. Because they can’t fu**. Rachel’s are people who everyone always end up regretting. They just generally don’t have any real purpose in this world. They contribute nothing of value to any conversation, they have no original thought, they eat waaaaay to much, which is why they are nothing short of repulsive to the majority of the population. They work remedial jobs, that they act like is something to be proud of, but really, trained monkeys can probably do better. They are unreliable and always late, even when it’s really important. They think they are intelligent, but reality is they have burned up and out anything that could have been referred to as redeeming qualities. They are truly the definition of the person the whole family tolerates, but also hates and is ashamed of. If you are unfortunate enough to have a Rachel In your life, do yourself a favor and make sure to help them out…. Straight out the door, and make sure to lock it, so they don’t ruin your life to. Just ask her ex, or her other ex, because at almost 40, that’s the total of the major relationships she has managed to bamboozle. Be ashamed of her, she is nothing. Nothing anyone should ever have to deal with.
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